Saturday, September 29, 2007

Why Did Britney Spears Shave Her Head?

Well, a slightly White Trash Theory was proposed by an OK! Magazine informant:

“They had a huge argument,” a source told the magazine. “Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she’s been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved.”

Testing her hair could determine whether she had been abusing illegal drugs, which could be used against her in the looming battle for custody of their two young children.

Spears’ friends say the detoxing diva was bowing to pressure from Federline, friends, family and Rudolph, who pleaded with her to return to rehab. [OK! Mag via NY Daily]

I must commend K.Feds for doing what he’s doing. Normally it’s a little painful trying to suck money & a couple kids away from your ex-wife, but K.Feds is playing Britney w/ amazing skill & very little remorse. A part of me wants him to get hit by a bus & die, but the bastardly whorebag in me is rooting for his conniving ass to pull around $10-20k in monthly child support. Like I’ve said from the very beginning, the guy is a white trash genius!

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