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There’s tons & tons of chatter about this woman as she slowly walks toward death.
When we googled “Top 5 Suicide Methods” we landed on a page titled, “A True Painless Method of Suicide (Easiest and Simplest Painless Suicide Method).” Brit, we’ll paste from the site to save you time…
1. Methods like slitting wrists, cutting throat, poisons, suffocation, jumping off a cliff or tall building are not painless methods of suicide. Not even inhaling carbon monoxide. Why?
Because the real pain comes after death, being burnt eternally in hell. The Bible teaches that all nonbelievers are destined for hell. Most people misunderstood that once a person dies, that’s the end of life. This is not true. All non-believers will be resurrected in the last days (Dan 12:2, Acts 24:15, John 5:28, 29) and punished by burning in hell eternally (Matthew 25:46). A true believer does not commit suicide for humans were made in God’s image, thus God disapproves suicide. [Yutopian]
Britney, is going to hell really worth it?!
Anyway, besides that, let’s peak into what our favorite sites are saying about the latest Britney developments this hour….
I don’t even think a capital WTF? or even writing out capital WHAT THE FUCK? can really cover this. Holy shit Britney. [Fatback and Collards]
This makes the third time in a month that Britney has “tried” to kill herself, so maybe she just needs a little encouragement. Or at least somebody to kick the chair. [IDLYITW]
Cry for help? That’s a cry for a straight jacket and heavy, heavy medication. If that’s not bat-shit crazy, I don’t know what is. [Egotastic]
I give her a week before she starts writing crazy poems on the wall with her own fecal matter. [Celebslam]>
I mean I’m impressed if Britney actually got the 666 right. I can imagine her stupid ass thinking it’s 999 and scrimbling that all over herself. [Dlisted]
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